YOUR SH*T STINKS: But At Least It Sells Better Now

Your Sh*t Stinks is a luxury candle for bathroom confessions, literal or otherwise. Crisp cotton and fresh linen open the scent, with a twist of lemon verbena for a bright, confident finish. Blunt, funny, and way more polite than a can of spray—light it to save face and pretend nothing ever happened.

Fragrance Notes
Crisp Cotton, Fresh Linen, Twist of Lemon Verbena

Also Smells Like
Fresh linen and quiet denial
That “nothing happened here” confidence
Post-crisis freshness

Scent
Clean, confident, and effortlessly fresh.

Details
• Coconut soy wax blend
• Up to 55 hours burn time
• Cotton core, lead-free wicks
• Eco-friendly fragrance oils
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Gift-ready packaging
• Jar size: 3.75" tall x 3.25" wide
• Reusable glass jar

Candle Care
Trim wick to 1/4 inch before lighting.
Allow wax to melt edge to edge on first burn (minimum 3 hours).
Do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time.
Discontinue use when 1/4 inch of wax remains.