Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

Keep the laughs (and groans) coming with Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes — a pocket-sized dispenser of pun-packed humor. Perfect for dads, wannabe dads, and anyone with a soft spot for terrible wordplay, this tear-and-share ticket box delivers classic one-liners on demand.

Pull a ticket when things get too serious, and you’ll have a perfectly awful joke ready to roll — whether it’s “What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison” or “How do you organize a party in space? You planet.”

Compact, clever, and endlessly quotable, it’s the ultimate desk, kitchen, or gift shop companion for spreading eye-roll-worthy joy one punchline at a time.